K-cups

On Mother's Day I was gifted with a curse. My daughter bought me a Keurig Coffee Machine.  A day doesn't go by without me being all hoped up on caffeine. I went from drinking one cup per day to three or four cups.

There are so many brands to chose from. My favorite K-cups are Starbucks and Paul Newman's. In the evening I switch to tea pod K-cups.

My sister and husband came to visit and they are both coffee snobs. I lead them both into temptation with the offer of free K-cup coffee. Their life has not been the same since. Upon leaving my house they detoured to Target and bought their own Keurig machine and multiple boxes of a variety of K-cups.

K-cups are the new  version of trading cards among adults. My sister and I trade K-cups. Our conversations go something like this: " I'll see you and raise you a Starbucks  for a Donut Shop..yeah will I'll raise you a Newman's Own. Got em..Want em..Need em..trade em...

Dear Keurig,

                        I WISH I KNEW HOW TO   QUIT YOU.

Coffee Klatch

I posted these notes on the coffee pot at work:

Coffee Pot Levels

  YELLOW~ELEVATED

Significant risk of empty coffee pot.

ORANGE~HIGH

Please make a new pot of coffee

if you can.

RED~SEVERE

Please make new coffee NOW

*IF NOT THE TERRORISTS WIN!*

The last note says: P.S. I am in love with 

the person who has the coffee pot pre-made

in the morning xox

DANGER! DANGER! WILL ROBINSON

I Once Attempted

I once attempted to quit drinking.. I felt dizzy,muddled,sick to my stomach. Serve headaches came next. People crossed the street to get away from me. Dogs cowered. Babies cried. The priest of my church booked a  exorcism.

Three hours into my abstinence I caved in.


I was found by a friend consuming my second round..




Of sweet baby Jesus please forgive Caffe' Mocha extra shot of double espresso whipped big gulp Venti fountain of youth beverage of the Gods heaven help me pure delight COFFEE.


Yes it is the one thing that I can not live without.