Chuckie cheese. Not as cool as I remember, but My grandkids seems to like it.
Crappy frozen pizza, screaming children, arcade noise, and freaking out because your constantly looking for your kid.
Ya, and the band Sucks
35 dollars for a crappy large pizza, 1 salad bar, 2 small drinks, and 35 tokens for broken games
Yes They serve beer.
But I'm not drinking with my three year old grand kid..
If Hell is Chuckie Cheese 24/7, I am going to be good.
ReplyDeleteHa I rate it right up there with Disney World.
DeleteAt least you didn't leave a kid there... did you? I understand that happens occasionally.
ReplyDeleteNo child left behind..I happen to like all the ones that I was with.
DeleteI did accidentally leave a kid behind many years ago at a birthday party at Micky D's.(not my kid) the manger ran out to the parking lot just as my clown car..err.umm..station wagon was pulling away.
Why wouldn't you drink? Why? It's the only way to survive The Cheese.
ReplyDeleteDrinks don't mix well with Xanax..
DeleteCarrie, there's a place in the San Francisco bay area called "The Jungle". You can arrange for your kid's birthday parties there. My grandson had his 4th birthday there. I love that boy more than god loves little green apples, but I'll commit suicide before I ever go someplace like that again. (Fortunately, he's almost 20 now so his tastes in entertainment have changed!) Next time, smoke a joint first.
ReplyDeletesuddenly the song Welcome to the Jungle comes to my mind. Sage advice..thanks
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