I was sitting on my couch enjoying some peace and quite, when I noticed a group of people walking up to my door. Oh crap it's the Kool-Aid drinking sneaker wearing Jehovah's Witness entourage .
I quickly instructed my family to be quite and not to answer the doorbell.
A few months ago my daughter was home sick and made the mistake of answering the door to them. As soon as she answered the door she fainted at their feet.
I came home a few minutes later to find two strange women in my house taking care of my daughter. I quickly thanked them and ushered them out of the house, I used the excuse that my daughter was highly contagious. Before they left that day they pushed a pamphlet into my hands. I knew they would be back.
This was the day. The doorbell rang five times. Just go away I prayed. Next thing I know The watchtower pamphlet was being shoved under my door. Oh no I crawled to the door so they couldn't see me through the window and pushed the pamphlet back at them. They slid it back under the door. This tug of war went on for several minutes. Finally they gave up and went on to the next victim. My days are numbered.
We've all done that! As a matter of fact, as a former Mormon missionary, I'm sure I've had that done to me!!! haha
ReplyDeleteI can't remember the last time that's happened around here, thank goodness.
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DeleteAre you lonely? What's your address? Need new friends? I can send the Welcome Wagon your way.
ReplyDeleteWhen people come to my door to "save " me, I tell them "I spoke to God just last night and he assured me my religious affiliation was the correct one."
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I have opened the door to them before and stated
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I laughed so hard at this....oh my, you do a heart good. (still laughing at "sacrifice your first born!")
ReplyDeleteglad I could make you laugh Chantel and thanks for stopping by.
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