I Just Bought My Grandaughter a what....?

      I just bought my grand daughter what? A glitter princess what? Lol I bought Lilly a barbie doll and this is what showed up on my receipt.

Out of the Mouths of Babes

     I teach pre-school children. Today at school for breakfast we had pancakes and applesauce. One of my students blurted out "More porncakes and ass sauce Please!" The look on my co-teacher face was priceless. Her mouth was hanging open and her face betrayed her shock. I looked at her and said," Well, he did say please."