Breakfast ?

   I asked  one of my students to sit down because it was time for breakfast. He replied " No thanks, I'm not feeling it today."


   I fought back my reply of  "Yes I agree with you I'm not feeling it either as far as teaching goes today."
  


    Counting down the days till my vacation. July please get here soon.

Out of the Mouths of Babes

     I teach pre-school children. Today at school for breakfast we had pancakes and applesauce. One of my students blurted out "More porncakes and ass sauce Please!" The look on my co-teacher face was priceless. Her mouth was hanging open and her face betrayed her shock. I looked at her and said," Well, he did say please."