Animals

Sitting here at my desk eating a snack.  Then I noticed what the animals were doing. Hmm animal cracker porn.

Out of the Mouths of Babes

     I teach pre-school children. Today at school for breakfast we had pancakes and applesauce. One of my students blurted out "More porncakes and ass sauce Please!" The look on my co-teacher face was priceless. Her mouth was hanging open and her face betrayed her shock. I looked at her and said," Well, he did say please."