Oh No! Oprah is going off...sniffle...seriously people a TV show is ending.....

But...but...its the OPRAH! How will I know what books to read? How will I know how to plan for retirement? How will I know how to handle my romantic relationships? Will I ever hear the words... Your getting a NEW CAR? How will I know how to dress for my age? When will I ever get that make over? How will I lose weight? How will I know what my favorite things are? How will I know how and when to wipe my ass?

Lifetime Movies

Dear Lifetime Movies,
Not in my lifetime. I am smart enough not to marry a serial killer, rapist or wife beater.Where do you come up with these ideas for movies? Just saying....