Coffee Klatch

I posted these notes on the coffee pot at work:

Coffee Pot Levels

  YELLOW~ELEVATED

Significant risk of empty coffee pot.

ORANGE~HIGH

Please make a new pot of coffee

if you can.

RED~SEVERE

Please make new coffee NOW

*IF NOT THE TERRORISTS WIN!*

The last note says: P.S. I am in love with 

the person who has the coffee pot pre-made

in the morning xox

DANGER! DANGER! WILL ROBINSON