My first hint of an indication of her whereabouts came to me on facebook where the
Next the taunting text messages began to arrive causing a disquieting harmful effect on me.
Mental anguish took over my being upon the rapid arrival of photo messages. Oh the pain of it all.
To put the icing on the cake I received a text message from a second
I have missed her everyday since. So Miss Virginia texts me : Guess who's here? They (the traitor and her patsy) surprised me and they are here to V-a-c-a-t-i-o-n (cue bubblegum vacation song by the Go-Go's) Well isn't that Special !
So Ms. Virginia texts me : "save your pennies and you have a free place to stay. Country house..jacuzzi bath..swimming pool in the summer..don't ever have to leave..just bring food and drinks..So peaceful." salt to the wound, I say: at least give me tequila with that.
So I reply: " Don't you worry about me. The 50 cats and I are doing just FINE.
So here is what I am missing:
Damn you all to H- E- double Hockey Sticks!!!
And your little dog too!