She just texted me a photo of our mom wearing a fake nose sunglasses and a mustache.... I laughed till I peed.. ( sadly mom passed away 6 days ago ) let this be a warning to us to get rid of incriminating photos before our kids find them. Here's the photo I have never seen of my Mom before today.
Then the texts start back and forth between us:
Me: Was Mom Jewish? ( no offense to anyone please I pick on everyone evenly )
Sis: Is this what happened to her nose the day she grabbed a tissue and a bee was in the tissue and it bit her nose.
Me: Is she Jimmy Durante?
Sis: Is that Peruvian Natural Wavy hair on her lip?
Me: Who's the transvestite next to her?
Sis : Mr Magoo is missing some glasses
Me: did our brothers draw the mustache and glasses on her photo?
Me: I can not stop laughing hysterically laughing and tears are rolling down my face now I can't see to text..
Sis: Might be a good thing you can't see.
Me: I think I have post traumatic stress// or is it dramatic stress
Me: mom's eyes look very squinty do we have any Chinese in us?
Sis: The only Chinese we have in us is the chow mien I just ate.
Sis: What has been seen, can not be unseen.
Me: I am going to frame this photo in that God awful photo frame she gave me and put it on my nightstand. so I can think of her everyday and laugh. ( the Story of the photo frame and pics of it will be coming soon for you all to enjoy trust me you don't wanna miss it)